I’ve Seen it in the Stars

skiplo-wave:

accursedvoid:

milfy:

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Ubisoft confirms that they will delete your account and purchased games if you are inactive for too long

How the hell is this legal ????

WHat the fuck!?

why haven't we replaced all scientists with slowking already if they're so smart

Anonymous

realpokemon:

slowking don’t really feel like researching pokémon. they mostly feel like eating oran berry

mimzbear:

eyfey:

mimzbear:

Fuck word searches those things suck fuck them i hate you

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i love puzzle :^)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?????????????????????????

captainclickycat:

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

cupsofjade:

teathattast:

pikachu-deluxe:

you, reading this. you’re a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

ponett:

i hate the way putting a youtube video in a post now forces it to have a “youtube” tag, which doesn’t automatically show up in the editor so you have to go back and edit the post to remove it. staff is so deathly afraid of untagged posts now. nobody on here is browsing the goddamn #YouTube tag

alittlemxchievous:

I’m giving the person who reblogged this head scritches.

boy-and-girl-crazy123456:

>see truck next to us on the highway

>it says “off-road”

>look below it

>it’s on the road

synthaphone:

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